Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.

I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.

by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024

wet rectum

When rectum has been impaled and folded inside out and splooging out of ur buthole

Dude I just fucked my boyfriend so hard I gave him a wet rectum

by Grass man September 18, 2017

wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017

That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

Wet as an eel

When a woman gets really excited she is wet as an eel

When I touched my wife downstairs she was wet as an eel

by Red man December 4, 2019

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst January 26, 2016

wet

Something that is cooler than cool

something that is unique or new to an individual

what happens to something when it becomes clean it gets wet

Guy1:dude check this out this game
guy2:that game is wet

by tomi_the_grey January 30, 2020