ur mom

is super hot and loves to date younger men. Especially the ones named Owen Enneking.

OMG ur mom.

by my mommm March 28, 2022

ur mom

A very funny comeback to stupid or smart people who don't understand it.

Person A: I had canes last night
Person B: I Had ur mom last night

by thebombonurmom.com February 26, 2019

Ur bitch a snitch

It will not only obliterate your opponent but will also send them to the shadow realm

Me: ur mom gay
Them: ur granny tranny
Me: ur bitch a snitch
Them: *Explodes and gets banned from minecraft*

by Alelander March 17, 2018

the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

by dafinkey November 16, 2023

Ur mom

"ur mom" is the dumbest come back of the century but people still use it anyway.
Especially Middle school kids.

Tom: What did you do yesterday?
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!

Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!

by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022

Ur mum

"Ur mum" is a term used for people who "accidentally" say it on telegram in a group with teachers as of July 7, 2021.

Hamiza: TKRS dengan siapa?
Ikhwan: "Ur mum"

by IckyNotSticky July 11, 2021

Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.

Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022