The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.
by Checkoff April 18, 2024
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Jakes Rizz

Jake has the most TOP TIER RIZZ especially in his pants he gets all the bitches
YOOO Jakes Rizz is crazy
by TwizzyRizh January 13, 2024
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Hug Jake

Hug anyone called Jake he might be your crush 😉
Hmmm...I really need a hug oh wait its national hug Jake day!
by Buttcheek bash November 14, 2019
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Jake Gardner

Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
Jake Gardner can’t get sunburnt
by Barry Mahogany January 31, 2020
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