Captain sappy pants

Someone is like a sap but the king of saps

Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants

by Captain parcel pants January 5, 2020

eat pant

"eat pant" is a bootleg version of Bart Simpsons from "The Simpsons" catchphrase which is "Eat my shorts!" The words come from a birthday cake which had a poorly made image of Bart next to the text which was spelt like "eAT PANT"

"Hey Joe! do you want to eat pant today?"

by Reidling123 August 26, 2023

National Pants Yourself Day

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!

Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

by New National Days November 7, 2019

Mr. Cummy-pants

The name of shame given to the first person in a group to fail No Nut November

"Look at that fool, he failed No Nut"
"It's Mr. Cummy-pants to you!"

by Richard "Dick" Cummings $2 November 8, 2021

Pant

weird pieces of cloth you wear over your legs to restrain your manhood.

Greg doesn't like his manhood so he wears super skinny Pants

by ButterPasser420 June 10, 2014

dumby poopy pants

A fat cunt who doesn't know when to stop.

My god, shut up you Dumby Poopy Pants

by !:"!:#":$":":12 May 6, 2018

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell

I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023