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Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day

March 19th is for punching girls in their stomachs. Yay! I mean they have kick boys in the balls day
"I love Punch A Girl In The Stomach Day!"
by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025
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dicky punch

Created by the brilliant mind of DillonRay Coggins, the term Dicky Punch is a significant blow to the testicle regions of a fellow male specimen. This technique is only to be used in self defense or if you're really really mad; due to the fact that this technique might rupture the testicle regions of a male specimen. It's known to cause inefficient sperm-age It lowers the sperm count due to how devastating just one blow can be. It's also known to destroy ovaries in a female specimen, this term is it's counterpart known as Vaggie Punch.
He screamed, "dicky punch!" And gave a seirous but lethal blow to the male's dicky and balls.
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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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Fuck Punch

An alcoholic beverage made of fruit juices, tequila, and vodka.
Quinton used orange juice, pineapple juice, and Hawaiian punch in the Fuck Punch.
by icantakeit757 September 27, 2019
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3 Hole Punch

It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!
I work hard, and play hard; real hard. Let’s play 3 Hole Punch!
by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023
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punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.
Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.
by WordsOfGold February 20, 2025
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