Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
Come to my house or send poo
by Smelliebellie August 06, 2022
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I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo
I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father
by poida August 12, 2021
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Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.
Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.
by Marv from ki February 23, 2023
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Poo pancake

When you poop in someone’s pillow case so when they lay down it fattens like a pancake.
He was really being a dick today so I gave him a poo pancake.
by Wheresmydad23 July 18, 2024
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Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.
When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works
by Dangly dongolies April 19, 2019
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Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.
I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.
by greenlan July 29, 2018
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pebble poo

pebble poo is when you have tiny rabbit poo that takes way too much time for such a disappointing poo leaving you feeling you more disappointing than your father usually results in a ghost wipe.
Sorry I was gone for so long I took the most disappointing pebble poo.
by noah cucullu linden January 18, 2022
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