Money

What you don't have. Bitch, your on urban dictonary.
by BigSpicyMommy February 17, 2023
mugGet the Moneymug.

Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
mugGet the Moneymug.

Cash Money

Kinley is being so uncash money.
by Bcsx3 April 11, 2021
mugGet the Cash Moneymug.

Money-e-cheese

When your high and Thinking about making Money
I got high on the end of my supply and need more so all i could think about was money I had the money-e-cheese
by AlphaNerfer September 25, 2010
mugGet the Money-e-cheesemug.

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.
The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
mugGet the Jizz Moneymug.

blue money phone

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone
1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
by Count Orlok February 14, 2024
mugGet the blue money phonemug.

Money Gripper Tight

Stunna that doesn't want to let go of your money, let alone his.
Yo dogg, that homie right there is money gripper tight, he don't let no scrippa go.
by Big Izzle October 19, 2008
mugGet the Money Gripper Tightmug.

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