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sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022
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Unicorn ninja

A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her
Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.
by Mtg187 July 9, 2022
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Holiday Ninja

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.
The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.
by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022
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Pillow-Ninja

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”
by Dee Empty November 13, 2022
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arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist
josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja
by chrismotionless November 24, 2022
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Nike Ninja

A Man that is of african decent who has a love for nike and the chinese temples. He also loves making seriously devious attempts on his niece from time to time
Guy 1” he must be a nike ninja”
Guy 2” innit hes black and incest
by Shrekpornmaker3000 January 6, 2023
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Grill Ninja

1. A culinary master who's highly skilled in the kitchen.

2. A philosophy of creative endeavor where your mind is sneaky and does unexpected things and then you execute that unknowable intent with skill and ability. It can be cooking - but also art, dancing, your taxes, expressing the thing you are afraid to accomplish. You must embrace your foolishness, but practice at being a skilled fool to do it right - as if you danced with spatulas well enough to impress people. It is a way of learning to be a master, true mastery comes with mastering who you are.
1. Man, Tad had that barbecue and not just made ribs and salmon for that homeless shelter, but also one first place in the sauce contest! What a Grill Ninja!!

2. Oh snap! I was at the bank having the worst day and then this guy came by doing some kind of Flamenco dance with a wizard hat, twirling a spatula, in a red suit. He looked at me and said, "I am a Grill Ninja, and This is the Way." He danced his way around a corner and I never saw him again. It made me feel like I could be myself, and it made me feel alive.
by Grillninja February 14, 2023
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