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National not talk to hannah day

National not talk to hannah day is the 26th of august each year. And it’s simple all you do is just not talk to anyone named hannah
My girlfriend is gonna be pissed when she finds out it’s national not talk to hannah day
by Easy Muther fuckin E August 26, 2020
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National suck dick day

June 24th

Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4
June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded
by Matthew Avlogs June 24, 2020
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National kiss Sammy day

National kiss sammy day . The day where everyone gets to adore anyone called sam,samantha or sammy/sammi.
Boy 1: ooh look its Sam I'm gonna go kiss her
Boy 2 : count me in its national kiss sammy day
by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020
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National punch Skyler day

Punch some named Skyler and just like slug bug if they flinch they get 2. October 23
Ah shit!! That girl over there has blond hair and her name is Skyler?!?! Lets jump her. Punch! Punch!! Its national punch skyler day.
by Rangers2020@ October 14, 2020
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National Frutiger Aero Day

November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day, a day to celebrate the sparkly and hydrating style of Frutiger Aero, a popular internet aesthetic living from 2006-2013 containing water, tropical fish, lens flares, and an all around cleansing vibe.
Friend 1: “It’s November 18th
Friend 2: “Did you know November 18 is National Frutiger Aero Day?”
by Irish moose with swag November 2, 2023
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National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023
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national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023
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