a fat wog usually around 1000kgs 5ft 2 on a good day with high heels ugly as but secretly has a massive 12 inch cock
by tc fidler February 16, 2022
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by Daddy1213888 November 8, 2020
Get the Michael mug.NA #1 Radiant Phoenix main, coined the double bounce flash mechanic
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic
Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)
The most annoying person you'll ever meet
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic
Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)
The most annoying person you'll ever meet
Dude 1: NO WAY DUDE DID YOU JUST ATTEMPT A MICHAEL?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul
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Michael Is that one guy. Gay as hell and loves Blueycapsules. Also If you're reading this Michael I'm not sorry. You ginger.
by _Beta_ February 24, 2022
Get the Michael mug.That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.
Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
by Raccald trump May 29, 2019
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