Rule 34 of music

If it exists, there's a song about it. No exceptions. If something doesn't satisfy this rule, there is rule 35 of music, which states that:
If there isn't a song about it yet, one will be made. No exceptions.

Jim: Why the fuck is there a song about some guy cutting his dick off?
Patrick: Rule 34 of music.

by connorp04 September 05, 2018

Discord Music Bots

Will inevitably all shut down in in response to cease and desist legal demands from Google.

Tom: Did you remember the discord music bot, Rythm?
William: Yeah, same it was discontinued.

Google: Ban all discord music bots reeeeeeee

by Zxcvbnm Productions November 13, 2021

ahchehisxbitistic Music

A music genre that you can quote in fron of people who are pretentious about music to make them confused.

Pretentious Musician:"I love listening to bruitistic music!"
Normal Person:"Have you heard of ahchehisxbitistic music though??"

by General Müggli March 26, 2021

Christian Zoomer Music

new christian music genre on youtube with a gen z twist!

I make Christian Zoomer Music and home entertainment.

by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024

Internet Music

Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.

Examples of artists include:

JPEGMAFIA

Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists

Mitski

Semetary.

MF DOOM

And so forth.

Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''

Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''

by TylerTheInventor January 28, 2023

LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl

LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl is an online Discord Community which shares vinyl releases, restocks and hosts a range of all things pop culture

Josh: "Bestie we need to mute ha from the LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl server. Go clean your room!"

by JadeThirlwallQueen July 02, 2024

Musical Tyrant

A person who always insists on their music being played in the car or at a party often at the expense of others.

"Sorry I'm not listening to this shite put my iPod on NOW."

"Hey I was enjoying that you bloody Musical Tyrant!"

"HOW DARE YOU"

by Unknownuser217 March 28, 2012