Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

Ballard's Law

Similar to Cambell's Law, it is a social rule where if something is implied in a repetitive/habitual manner, it will eventually become the implication.

Ballard's Law can be the repetitive use of a political party name such as Democrat or Republican as an insult to invoke shame to the receiver of the phrase/statement it is used in.

"Of course you think doxing is okay, you're a democrat."

"You're such a republican, you shouldn't like guns, they kill!"

by CaptainBlackerCrack December 16, 2021

Law 69

Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.

Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!

by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021

Law Man

The law man is a term used for the police in the southern area of the United States, typically New Orleans , and southwestern Louisiana

“I seen the law man on the block earlier look like he was trying to find something”

“Me and my brother just ran from the law man last night , they had us going almost 180”

“U better swallow the rest of that bud before the law man finds it”

“Man fuck the law man”

by dannydevitoishotandhisdickbig September 25, 2023

9/10 of the law

It’s when a daughter steals her lovely mothers clothing and claims it as her own.

Christina stole Vickie’s dress and wears it all the time. That’s 9/10 of the law right there.

by Pancake Hippo August 3, 2023

Moore's Law

A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.

Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.

by keyline26 December 12, 2017

half-co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's husband.

My half-co-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021