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Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.
You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.
by thickcock121 February 27, 2024
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jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty
by lovergirllx March 8, 2024
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Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.
"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"
by anonymous March 11, 2024
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JAKE

JAKE Means Take
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Jake Furry

A furry who has no friends and cannot aim straight. The only thing they are aiming for is to shank up ZR and ER
He is such a Jake Furry
by Qoo123 March 16, 2024
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A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.
The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.
by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024
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Jake

When u become friends with a Jake he isn’t very open about things until he has trust in you, Jake doesn’t trust a person unless you’ve been friends for a long time or u just generally get along well! Jake keeps a small circle of friends and isn’t into popularity much, if u become friends with a Jake know that u will always have a laugh, remember there expectations are high. a Jake doesn’t want any ordinary friends they want trust worthy,funny and loyal Friends, someone to laugh with and loves to have discussion about life. Jakes Tend to like to stay in and chill on there phone than going outside and meeting friends.

Jakes can be really sweet at times but he also has another Side to him, if ever u break ur trust with a Jake just know that they will never trust u again! If ever u get into an argument with a Jake remember they’re not afraid to bite back! (argue back) Jakes may not be the fighting type of guy but they sure have a mouth that they will bite back with!

Sometimes jakes can be very annoying and will always want to be right in any situation even if there wrong they’ll make sure they get there point across and they will still try and get u in the wrong so there in the right! Jakes can be frustrating at times but that’s just jakes nature!

Overall jakes are great people😊
Susan: is that jake?
Barnaby: yeah! But he won’t wanna come out he’s more of the staying in type of guy
Susan: who cares! HI JAKE! DO U WANNA COME OUT WITH ME AND BARNABY
Jake: hi!? Uhm no thanks I just wanna chill

Barnaby: see😂
by Miaandmyles June 5, 2022
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