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Jake

the kindest and funniest dude you’ll meet. sometimes he’s intimidating but you’ll learn to love him.
Don’t you just love jake?
by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021
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A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.
Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl

Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
by ##ALI-A is life ## February 7, 2019
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Jake

Jake at first seems like a quiet fellow, but when you get to really know him he is funny and crazy. Jake usually likes to do dumb things and get in trouble at school with his best friends. But with all good intentions. Jake may not seem to be the smart type, but he is!

Jake is also very athletic. He may do football, wrestling, and baseball, or maybe basketball and track. Or really just whatever your school has to offer. He is also very caring and polite to other around him. Although he does like to pick on a certain kid with his friends. Overall he is just a really nice person.

If you ever get the chance to meet a Jake, go for it! He will never let you down and can always be there for you in difficult situations.

If you are dating a Jake, be prepared that he might not show PDA at first but along the road he will. When it comes to relationships he doesn't normally know what to do. Sure he is good looking and can pull any girl, but his first thought isn't really about girls. Either because he doesn't want one yet or he is most likely to be Christian.

So please do not ever let go of a Jake.
Girl1: "Woah, who is that? He's cute!"
Girl2: "Ikr, but that's MY boyfriend Jake."
by Sunnybitch69 June 7, 2022
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AN AMAZING KID WHO WILL STIVK WITH THERE BEST FRIEND FORM THE MOON AND BACK!!! And he will get all the girls in his school but he will say no because he is Loyal to his true girlfriend
Jake is so nice. Remember he was with Alem
by YaBoiAlem December 7, 2019
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Typically a man who doesn’t support his child for years then has another child with another woman and then he wants to be apart of his first kids life, but only because the new girl is making him.
Did you use a condom? You don’t want to end up with a Jake.
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Jakes

Often referred to in drill rap, Jakes are symbolized as cops, or police officers
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Jake and Evie

Jake and Evie will get together on the 18th day of a month and will never leave eachothers side. Jake knows that he can be an idiot at times but he knows Evie will always be there to give him a slap
by smexc person 12 November 22, 2021
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