Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

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Arkansas Hot-pocket

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and giving way to a relative (usually the brother) to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.

Lucy is feeling better after a hard week, Terry tells me she wants a good ole fashioned Arkansas Hot-pocket tonight.

by Calbandini June 20, 2018

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Pocket Potato

an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.

"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"

by bynnossaid January 7, 2024

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Rock in pockets

When a guy’s dick is so hard it goes sideways towards his pockets

Ryan: “Dude I’m so hard I have rock in pockets”

by Ryanlikesjarredandteagen August 6, 2020

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pocket note

When one sends voice notes unknowingly with their phone in one’s Jean pocket.

The receiver of the voice note typically hears random background noise when listening.

I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket noted my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.

by Ty955 May 8, 2024

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Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

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