Blackburn's law is defined as the law stating that any question that starts with “Why” can and will be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why”
"Why can't we have good things?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
by dremiliano February 18, 2019
Get the Blackburn's law mug.The application of scrutiny towards any statement which claims to know a general or specific consensus without citing polls or metadata. Identification of an appeal to vapid congruence.
Don’t know the specifics of the case, but the general consensus seems to be that the internet mob overplayed their hand.
Consensus of who? Perhaps it's time for the Law of the Nameless. The thing is, this is playing out in a United States court.
Consensus of who? Perhaps it's time for the Law of the Nameless. The thing is, this is playing out in a United States court.
by ØMVЯ November 11, 2021
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Get the Jack.H's law mug.When a conversation goes on longe enough, it will inevitably become about Communism or someone being actively racist
by Controlfreak91102 November 29, 2020
Get the Controlfreak's law mug.Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?
Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?
Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?
by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023
Get the Apple law mug.Negroe’s law, short for Negroe’s law (or rule) of the whiteman analogies, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of a niggas talking about the white man or white supremacy approaches 100%.
"Black men don’t look after their kids."
"It’s not our fault, the white man made black women replace us with the government”
“How did we end up talking about the white man again?”
“Negroe’s law…”
"It’s not our fault, the white man made black women replace us with the government”
“How did we end up talking about the white man again?”
“Negroe’s law…”
by Dietmelanin July 12, 2023
Get the Negroe’s law mug.The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
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