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tardy hardy 

In origin, a Canadian-Irish phrase for an artistic talent brought on by multiple generations of family in play brought on by exterior colonial pressures, associated with the animal Tardigrade. Closely linked to resistance, and can manifest as an allergic reaction to environments perceived as alien and obscure . In ancient times, sufferers who showed this allergy in abundance were shunned, and hunted.
Wow, I don't understand how he does that?! It's bizarre. He must have some real Tardy Hardy in him.
tardy hardy by StopJack January 19, 2018
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depressed harry 

Depressed harry is an absolute loser. He has no friends and every one is mean to him.
He looks depressed, but not as nearly like depressed harry

TMH Harry 

Commonly acknowledged as the hottest phase that former One Direction member Harry Styles has been through, during the Take Me Home Tour, circa 2013. Back then he was a whole full-course meal, a bastion of

testosterone-fueled masculinity, a tanned-skin-colgate-smiled- long-slicked-back-hair- huge- tattooed- biceps -cocky -ass- smirking-looking- boy.
In other words, a true blessing for the whole human race, a gift carved by the Sex God himself.
A: Bro what the fuck I just had a wet dream about TMH Harry
B: ... Bro. I can't blame you. That dude was hot af back then.
A: K but .. No homo bro
B: Yeah homo bro, 10/10 would bang

TMH Harry 

Commonly acknowledged as the hottest phase of former One Direction member Harry Styles, during their Take Me Home tour circa 2013. Back then he was a full-course meal, a true blessing for the human race, a gift carved by the Sex God himself, a bastion of testosterone-fueled masculinity, a tanned-skin-huge-tattooed-biceps-colgate-white-smirk-long-slicked-back-curly-hair-lowkey-stripper-cocky-ass-looking-boy.
A: Bro wtf I just had a wet dream about TMH Harry.

B: I think it's because ur girlfriend won't stop talking about how hot af he was
A: Yeah that dude has 100% chance of stealing my girl
B: Not only your girl bro
A: Dafuq you mean bro
B: He might as well steal our anal virginity bro
A: K but ... No homo bro
B: Yeah homo bro. 10/10 would bang

Hungry harry

A very hungryharry
I’m feeling like a Hungry harry
Hungry harry by SomeonBetterThanU November 5, 2018

Ben Hardy 

Born Ben Jones, the hottie later changed his name to Ben Hardy because he makes people hard.

Known for his beautiful thighs and his hot voice.

The only man who can be cute and hot at the same time.
"ben hardy cancelled no nut november."

"ben hardy, please destroy me with your thighs."

"I want to snort cocaine off his abs."
Ben Hardy by benhardysbitch December 4, 2018

Great Harry Potter Fan 

A person who claims to be a big fan of Harry Potter only after discovering the saga thanks to gadgets, buying scarves, wands, and necklaces. And maybe he hasn't even seen all the movies.
I'm a Great Harry Potter Fan!

Wow, the Gryffindor emblem!

I have a Slytherin scarf!