David Breuer

@davidsshithouse on twitter is what everyone in the world wants to be. David Breuer can turn lesbian people straight by just existing in a 1 mile radius. David is the best goalkeeper in the world

Hungarian Niran: Look it’s David Breuer
Filipino Niran: *starts masturbating*

by ÏÏ November 9, 2020

C David

C David is a word to describe a person named David that is cringe

Example: This person is cringe, and he’s named David. Let’s call him C David

by Guest4530 January 4, 2024

David

A David is a very annoying person. If you ever come across one then stay clear they are mean and unpleasant.

That's David I'd stay away from him

by Flyee03 November 23, 2021

David Diaz

A short human being who is short and also short. He likes to point out the fact that he's Mexican. He can be super supportive at times. As amazing as he is, he has flaws, but we don't talk about those.

Guy 1: Have you met David Diaz?
Guy 2: Duh. He's my best friend.

by LlamaBoss0924 December 11, 2019

The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 27, 2022

David

A gay child who cries a lot when he doesn’t get what he wants

He also can be very sexual

This nigga David is gay

by Cola you sue ma January 5, 2020

david tullio

fraud

david tullio is a fraud

by sdewe December 12, 2018