I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

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Do can my fren

When you want to avoid confrontation and end the conversation so you just mutually agree to disagree.

Adrian : Tommy i'm better than you in Fifa.

Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : So im better?
Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : Aight you said it.

Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : Screw you.

by chapmav December 24, 2017

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I can die happy

I love you too

a poetic and indirect way of saying ,"The moon is beautiful isn't it" , to reply in this way ,I can die happy means (i love you too)

by Eminence solo March 22, 2025

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CUM CAN

A can made of cum.
Filled with cum.
With extra chunks of cum.

"he man could you pick up Cum Can from the store?"

by BaireTheClown May 14, 2023

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Can is a Turkish name.The coolest guy you can meet in your life.No need the say that they are hot. Hilarious, weird, talented, caring, emotional, and basically perfect. Someone who I love more than anything in my life, and a person who I know I can always depend upon.

Is that Can over there ?
-Yeah
Damn he good

by HİMYNAMESLIM November 21, 2021

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You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

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