November 5

Write your friends a letter on how much they mean to you

You: Dear yn, our friendship means the world to me and I’m so glad I met you
Friend: why are you sending me this

You: Because it’s November 5

by redroses0ses November 5, 2022

Headless day august 5

A day to appreciate Nanny Charles

A guy named Kuro " Yo its Headless Appreciation day"
A guy named Aj - wow lets say smth to headless
kuro and ajt - we love you hesdless
august 5 is the day where people appreciate headless
Headless Day august 5 is headless’ day

by KeIlistal August 5, 2022

february 5

this is a day where u kiss your girlfriend if their name starts with A

omg it’s february 5
😗

by noahkahan February 5, 2024

Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

by Negus45 August 28, 2022

November 5

Get your jewish friend to give you head

Only if they have brown hair and though

It’s November 5 get it

by Gamer boy 56789 November 4, 2021

5 Minutes Into Sunday

Verb/Noun;

You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.

“mann i feel 5 minutes into sunday rn..”

by Konqueso May 29, 2021

5

2+3=5

I have 5 dogs. :)

by World Government August 17, 2025