Curb Job

Bang Somebody's Head against the curb.

NY street slang 90's

these suckas be getting kurb jobs

by LEc2 May 14, 2003

Ghost Job

A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com

Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?

Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.

Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??

Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.

by Davinci Fox December 30, 2009

snow job

A blow job given to someone in Vancouver, or another snowy place.

During the car ride to the Rocky Mountains, I was given a snow job. Best in my life!

by Crash Joe Miller May 24, 2009

blurb job

The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.

You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver July 21, 2009

Mirror Job

When a man gets a handjob from his clone. It's a decidedly not-gay act (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Corey was feeling frisky, but had earlier broken both of his hands when he'd sat on them. So, he had his clone give him a Mirror Job, and was still heterosexual afterwards.

by CoreyLovesPaintball July 27, 2009

King Job

Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty black ops

"YOOOO! I FINALY CONVINCED MY GIRL FRIEND TO GIVE ME A KING JOB"

"YO MAN NICE".........ryan tierney got a king job last night.....it was sweet

by Ryan is Tierney February 21, 2011

Squat Job

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:

Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.

by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010