A guy desperate to date or impress a girl, usually a guy who has little to no friends and Will do anything to get the girl he desires, but will turn into a total scumbag upon rejection and will likely remain single for the rest of his life due to his desperate and at times unacceptable behavior.
Simp guy “I bought you your entire wardrobe and even paid for your vacation, can you please at least give me a chance?”
Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation
Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!
Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
Girl: “No, because you’re a simp and you smell desperation
Simp guy: “you know what? I’m not a SIMP! fuck you, you fucking bitch! Hope you and your entire family die of covid and by the way you owe me $3,000 you fucking leech!
Girl: “Aaand that’s why you’ll always be single, you simp.”
by autistic nerd 1991 October 26, 2020
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A Simp is a man who puts himself in a pathetic submissive position to a woman (Who usually already has a boyfriend) in hopes of at least gaining the smallest amount of physical contact. Simps are a subspecies of the Eugene who have specially mutated to win over girls.
Jacob over there is such a simp, he films his girlfriend while she gets ducked by his second cousin for her only fans account.
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Person 2: No, but are you a Michael Chen Simp?
Person 1: hahah, how did you know?
Person 2: No, but are you a Michael Chen Simp?
Person 1: hahah, how did you know?
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Dude: *gives like, a thousand dollars to a girl* here
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I LITERALLY GAVE SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(
Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I LITERALLY GAVE SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(
Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.
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