Middle School

The actual definition of hell where half the kids are bullied, the other half’s daddies are really rich so nobody can touch them or they are the bullies.

What do the teachers do about it? Nothing. But if you’re caught wearing a hoodie? GET YOUR SORRY BUTT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!

Types of groups or people:

Rich kids: Walk around showing off their designer kicks to the common folk. Untouchable or else daddy will blow a fuse and sue the school.

Nerds: Smart kids but constantly get picked on by bullies.

Gamers: Normally a bunch of kids who are tech-smart and spend their break times indoors playing video games together

Bullies: Insecure jerks who take out their anger on other kids.

Kids with parents who don’t give a damn about them: One of two things happen to them. They either becomes bullies or the bullied.

Weebs: Anime kids who obsess over manga and have all the Naruto hand movements memorized. Sometimes they also go into the gamer kid group as well...why? Because Pikachu.

Tik Tok Girls: Trendy group of girls with basically 0 personality whatsoever. When they’re not gossiping and gushing over hot boys, they’re on their phones, checking their Instagram stories and trying so hard to act cool.

Athletic kids: Annoying, popular, PE coach’s favorite kids and can be teacher’s pets. Also, they have an obsession with soccer or football or whatever.

These are only some of the groups this dreadful fiery pit of hell holds.
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Stone Hill Middle School

A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:

Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.

Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!

Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.

Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.

*Months later*

Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!

Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
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A public school that takes things way to seriously. They can't even figure out how to deal with bottle flipping so they ban it. Teachers are okay but like it's all annoying. Known to be one of the best school districts in New Jersey, they still have no idea how to set up a school. Cliques and shit are way to desperate and the students are rich kids that don't know how to appreciate Ridgewood so they bash it and go to New York for smoothies at that rich ass sugar factory.
Person 1: "you go to bfms?"
Person 2: "ya exactly, I listen to people talk shit about shattering dreams with alcohol and shit." Benjamin Franklin middle school
by Pseudonymcreator December 10, 2016
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Esperanza Middle School

A ghetto ass middle school in Maryland, Kids always vaping, Teachers are messy, People are rude
I hate attending Esperanza Middle School. Better then Spring Ridge though ....
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a middle school located in Douglas County WI, it’s spirit colors are black and gold to represent the tigers (Northwestern Tigers). The school is very nice but there are some weird crackheads there. 😂
wow the Northwestern Middle School is nice but who is that crackhead over there?
by assssssssjjjjjj August 26, 2019
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