Rosenberg Syndrome

When with a woman, or about to be with a woman, your penis shrinks so as to prevent performance

or

blowing way too early so that your girlfriend leaves you as soon as she sees it, also called Pulling a Rosenberg

Isaac: Dude I heard that guy couldn't get hard for his smoking hot girlfriend.

Shay-Shay: Ya man he's got the Rosenberg Syndrome so bad!

by Messy A May 5, 2011

Puppy syndrome

When you make out with someone in a club, and they don't fucking leave you alone all fucking night. They follow you around, everywhere, with puppy eyes, expecting to kinda fucking marry you.

Hey girl, I just kissed you, I'ma follow you around, holding your hand and all, cuz they have fuckin puppy syndrome.

by Davidgman August 7, 2017

buzzlightyear syndrome

when a male believes that his stamina is that good that he can continue to please his woman to infinity and beyond!

I shagged my bird until i reached infinity and beyond ive been diagnosed with buzzlightyear syndrome

by tinkerbeck February 5, 2013

Quake Syndrome

Noun; A disorder commonly found in video games which causes almost everything in the game to be gray and/or brown.

Friend 1: Dude! I f**king love Gears of War!

Friend 2: It's alright, but it has srs Quake Syndrome.

by jmerridew124 August 18, 2010

American Syndrom

Any medical condition that can be attributed to poor diet and/or lack of exercise.

Well it looks like Carl's American Syndrom caught up with him and he suffered a heart attack. To many of those KFC Taco Burgers. Also the fact that it was Shark Week does not help either.

by killtheskythetruthisadlibid October 5, 2012

Charles Syndrome

A person characterized by extreem narcissism and a histronic view of ones self image. Often times, these people diagnosed with CS will often blow of friends or group activities in order to look at themselves in the mirror.

Person 1- Oh man, i cant wait to hang out with everyone today, by the way, where is he{person 3?
Person 2- Ya, about him...he called and said that he was on his way here, but he caught a hiself in the mirror and couldnt look away, so he started jerking off to himself.
Person 1- Damn his Charles Syndrome got worse.

by Arch_Enemy May 6, 2009

Pawnbroker's Syndrome

A condition where a man is born with a third testicle. An allusion to the three balls used as a pawnbroker's sign.

Mike has pawnbroker's syndrome. That's why the vasectomy didn't take.

by The Pawnbroker April 20, 2010