Ghost shit

You take a dump and when you turn around to have a look at it (of course you do) there is nothing there..

"I swear i curled out a trans-atlantic cable but when i looked down there was nothing there.." "Whoa ghost shit!"

by footfarmer September 27, 2005

shit turkey

Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.

After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.

by Ole Red February 18, 2007

This Shit is Plasma

An expression used to signify or express potent awesome-ness, of a caliber far exceeding "good," "great," "excellent," or any other mediocre expressions of approval.

(Upon arriving at the Grand Canyon)
"WOW, This Shit is Plasma, dude I've never seen anything like it."

(While busting out some dirty dance moves)
"Look at me go, This Shit is SO Plasma"

(Upon receiving your Brand New 90 inch LCD Screen TV)
"OH MY GOD This Shit Is PLASMAAAA!!"

by MoonGlowLunarFeline July 12, 2009

This shit is legit

This is cool, awesome, amazing, tight.
Could also mean "real".

1.This song is fuckin rockin!
Yeah this shit is legit!

2. This Rolex is legit....I swear.

by samscissorhands September 12, 2009

Razzle Shits

The diarrhea one gets after consuming excess amounts of undigestable dyes from brightly colored fruit candies or snacks. Also known as Rainbow Shits, Painters Pallet, The Artist's Turd, Malgum's Brush, and Dandy Petals.

Tad Prepington was suffering from the worst case of razzle shits, after eating three bags of skittles.

by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009

shit on rye

1. Expression used when someone can't decide what they want to eat after being offered several other options
2. Also a book title: Shit on Rye 501 things women say and what they really mean

Do you want pizza? A turkey sandwich? Shit on rye?

by DaniHeartbreaker April 23, 2010

Rivers of shit

Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.

In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.

by dryoweegog January 21, 2010