white wine

The teenage girl's kryptonite.

Stacey never paid me much attention even though I'd wanted to bang her since the 3rd grade, she was always so prim and proper. Then last Friday night I bumped into her at the bar and being a gentleman I offered her a drink.

4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

White people

A race. In America, a generally racist race who stole America and built on it. Some usually hate people of color (ESPECIALLY black people) and believe they’re superior. Most people of color don’t care for them anyway. There are good white people as well but sadly the majority is a no.

Guy 1: Hey, what’s happening to America’s schools?
Guy 2: White people shooting it up man!
Guy 1: Ohhh woww.

by trevonbrooks777 June 1, 2020

White Volcano

is the process of laying on your back, filling up your asshole with baby powder or any other similar product and blowing a tremendous fart creating a white cloud similar to the Mt. St. Helens eruption. Also known as torking except substitute baby powder with flame. Very popular amongst drunk irish

skip stephens coming home drunk as hell after a larger mexican dinner. He wil then fill up his anus with powder and blow out his O-Ring sending a large white plume into the air.

by rob November 5, 2004

white moment

Doing something stupid or painful for the amusment and laughter of those around you. ie the jack ass movies, you tube ect.

look at that Davis snorting a line of crushed gold fish. he's having another white moment.

by Darkness6921 July 5, 2010

White Hops

Usually, hops refer to jumping ability in a black dude. White hops refer to an every day miracle, great jumping ability and hops in a WHITE DUDE!

Chad:"Golly Gee! Look at how high Blake just jumped! Ludicrous !! He has white hops!"

by Drunkmanfuu February 10, 2006

Great White

After you give your wife an Angry Dragon she bites your dick like a shark.

I asked my Wife if I could give her an Angry dragon. She said about a half hour later, "Sure, if I can give you a great white. I will bite your dick off if you try that!"

by J.e.r.e.m.y October 24, 2008

White pony

An Orgasm. Or any feeling that is similar to tripping out on drugs.

Now, suddenly, he is lodged against your clitoris, pinning it to the wall, as it were; flattening it against the wall, where he polishes it repeatedly, like an old Greek grocer polishing an eggplant, like Aladdin summoning a reluctant genie; polishes it until you can feel it shine, feel it lighting up your vagina like a Broadway Show. Ta-Da! Down the aisle trots the white pony, proud and frisky. With a swish of its mane, it bounds down through the orchestra pit, leaps over the footlights, and lands center stage with a mighty whinny, hooves pawing the boards, mouth foaming, nostrils flaring, eyes popping on and off as if bulbs in a strobe. It brings down the house. And when he showers you with a hot tsunami of liquid white roses, it stands on its head for an encore.

by BlindBartholomew September 24, 2005