crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.

dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.

by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009

dean cracked

a certain level of cracked out .

mate: oh this guy is so cracked out
mate 2: how cracked we talking?
mate: dean cracked

by spittinfax March 3, 2021

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 21, 2018

cracked

to have sexual intercourse with someone

"yeah me and liz cracked last night"
"I really want to crack her"

by wassup_emigger July 30, 2025

Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

Crack

To have sex with someone

Shawty bad tho, I'd crack that all day.

by l0nix June 9, 2025

crack rag

The cloth you use to wipe seminal fluid from the vagina and/or other orifice in the body.

Girlfriend: Hey can you hand me my Crack Rag, you creampied me and I don't wanna get it in my panties.

by Dat anime guy booty dogh April 27, 2017