Jem-crack

Not only is she my "wife" but also the most rockiness person on the earth!!

jENNIFER fIONA sTOCK

by Ashcrack August 7, 2003

Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

crack

To try or have a go at doing something

I might as well have a crack at this twerking thing.
Go on, have a crack at it!

by mcavgirl September 24, 2013

crack trap

A coercive woman (or man) who is offering sex seemingly for free, but has a hidden motive to gain money or persuasion of the sexual partner.

That girl is a crack trap, she'll have you mowing the lawn and bringing her your paycheck by next Friday!

by RoadienamedBart October 20, 2013

Crack Factor

1. An addictive element of something

Why are you so addicted to watching Jersey Shore? What's the crack factor?

by getnate April 12, 2012

cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle

He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle

by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012