Call Luigi for Help

When you are in a sticky situation that you can not solve yourself, so you request help from somebody who knows what to do.

Jake: Damnit! My car is broken down
Jane: Babe, Why dont you call luigi for help?
Jake: Hmm.. Good idea! *He would call AAA To tow his car to the shop*

by uiopuiopuiuiopiui January 09, 2024

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You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 15, 2025

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cold call

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I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

by Zarkos October 16, 2023

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Foody Call

When you're too wasted/high to drive, but you have major munchies. You invite a friend over so that they'll bring chips, or whatever you're craving.

Ted: Dude, we don't have any food
Jed: Call Ned over and tell him to bring chips!
Ted: Dude, we can totally Foody Call him!

by Bassman150 April 04, 2015

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Cuck Call

When a guy gets a call from his girlfriend while she is engaging in a sexual act with another man.

*Ring

Boyfriend: "Hey, whatsup babe?"

Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."

Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."

by btcterms March 30, 2023

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