banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.

Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.

by the meme war master May 8, 2016

bang

1)A loud noise that comes from something when it is hit really hard.
2)To have sex.
3)To hit (a nail or other object) into something (a piece of wood).

1) What was that loud bang I just heard?!
2)I just bang(ed) him last night.

3)I need to bang this nail into this piece of wood.

by Hammer Guy June 13, 2017

she-bang

another way of saying "okay" , "solid" or "that's good"

friend 1: hows that chick?

friend 2 : she-bang

by 808stateofmind February 7, 2010

bing bang boo boo baby

A word explaining the sentence of someone who cant have sex with people their age so they have sex with infants

Jack: "Since I can't have sex, im going to commit bing bang boo boo baby

by bites_za_dusto January 17, 2020

reverse mini bang

a sex position probably

"...who the fuck actually talks about sex positions? really, i don't want to hear about how laurel and wilhelm were reverse mini banging in their reversing mini convertible."

by meyowp February 19, 2024

bang

Short for gang banging.

Some dudes from west side asked me where I was from and I said nowhere. I don't bang.

by Rootnrom October 16, 2017

Greasy Bangs

When somebody has been doing physical activity and their fringe (bangs) become sweaty (greasy)

I have just finished climbing and I have greasy bangs

by Greasy Bangs gang August 13, 2017