april 29th

april 29th it's the high infidelity national day! by taylor mf swift
sorry calvin harris but

You know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love
The slowest way is never loving them enough
Do you really want to know where I was April 29th?
Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?

by egocentrca May 1, 2023

april 23rd

the day gojo satoru got unsealed

“why is april 23rd so important?”
“because gojo came out of his lil box”

DADDYS HOME, HOME FOR MEEEE

by cutekittyboy123 April 23, 2023

April 19

National Kia tour girlfriend say

Honey guess what day it is
What
April 19
Come here honey

by April 29 April 18, 2021

April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

April 13

A day where people with good heart and beautiful mind were born on this day. You should be lucky if you have one of them around you.

Taxoulis: When is your birthday?
Cucurbita: It's on April 13th
Taxoulis: Please marry me

by Cucurbita's fan November 21, 2021

April 20

april 20 is national sleep at school day

teacher: WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING AT SCHOOL?!
student: it's april 20, so we get to sleep at school

by anonymous April 20, 2022

April 6th

National kiss ya girl day. C’mon don’t be lame, just do it!!! Make sure to give a good hug too!

Bf: *hive gf a kiss*
Gf: What was that for?
Bf: It’s April 6th!
Gf: Ohhh.

by Julia.Yates@1211 April 5, 2022