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Appling

Man I guess I gotta go appling today. Its gonna stink so bad.
by Mr Cheeze April 20, 2023
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when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.
'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''
by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025
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Apple

It is a type of fruit which has many different variations including the granny apple, pink lady and many more
Mother, may I have a apple please?
by Bob Janes, T marrrrttttt August 10, 2023
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Apple

Why type of isaac newton motherfucker searches for the definition of apple. It's a fruit for fucks sake it doesn't have a fucking definition you smooth brain moron. I mean what the fuck were you expecting "the apple is a red fru- who the fuck doesn't know what an apple is what are you from fucking africa
What you had for lunch
"Oh I had an apple in a little baggie" rotten shit we're in the public education system they give us salted cardboard on a fucking tray.
by Wrinkled brain November 30, 2020
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Jazz Apple

Jazz apples are a type of apple developed in New Zealand. They are a cross between Royal Gala and Braeburn
Hey, Tesco are doing a deal on jazz apples, they're half price!
by your mum gaming April 24, 2019
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a phrase said in order to clear up confusion on whether or not you are drinking an adult beverage.
Bagel: Dude, haven’t you had enough beer for one night?
Agle: Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch
by Baatar March 17, 2024
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