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Chris Chae

One that doesn't make sense.

Nothing about him/she/it makes sense because everything makes sense.
i.e. identity, part of he/she/it's body, etc.

Many refer to this kind as "chrischaeology"
He is such a Chris Chae.
by imakealotofsense April 9, 2022
mugGet the Chris Chaemug.

Chris

Someone who is a human and plays flute
Oh he's such a Chris
by anonymous May 20, 2022
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris Wood

Chris Wood is an amazing actor. He’s also incredibly ‘dreamy’ and ‘handsome’. He plays “Jake Riley” in containment, he was a police officer. He played a character with white hair in Carrie diaries, i think he died idk i never watched it but amazing. He played Mon-el in Supergirl as Kara Zor-El’s boyfriend, he was amazing he deserved rewards. His little accents like saying “Kara, I’m home” and “Use me for good, please” was top notch. I would give him a whole Emmy or whatever. In Vampire Diaries he was everyone’s favorite love-hate villain, Kai Parker. He should have got way more awards, his dry and sarcastic humor would let alone get an award if it were up to me ( also because hes handsome as hell). I’m surprised they didnt cancel the whole show just to make one dedicated to how good of an actor he is. Even a gif of him talking about murdering a manager is iconic.
“I want to get a picture frame of Chris Wood” Lol
by Melwood is very adorable. November 17, 2020
mugGet the Chris Woodmug.

Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Some dude with a big ass dick they probably call him piton
I wanna lay Chris
by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris

a contextual term that can refer to many things
I've met that guy, he's pretty chris.
by chrischrisdannybliss January 22, 2019
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

Verb

The action of re-sending the same memes to the group chat, forgetting that you had sent them just previously
You already sent that, stop Chrissing
by CrabcakesCarcinogenicsGhost October 17, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

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