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Bob Ross

a living angel that sadly moved on in 1995

he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida

he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch

he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented
Friend: What’s your favorite show

Me: Whatever Bob Ross’ show is called
by Sahara Dessert November 1, 2020
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bob cratchit

A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit
Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018
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Bob

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.
Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready
by BobbyLad November 22, 2021
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Bob

A person, place or object that is unremarkable, non-unique, dully-fully common or normal.
Did you enter the talent show?
No, I don't have any talents, I'm a bob.

Did you try the hamburger? Yes, it was nothing special. It's bob.

His stuff is bob. It kind of works. But jacks stuff is special.
by Texascoaster August 1, 2022
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Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 14, 2015
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Bob

The ultimate description of the sigma male. The perfect person you could be or encounter. There's is nothing negative to be said about this person, aside from his big ol' lips.
Man, you're such a Bob. You're perfect in every way.
by Ultimatesigmagorilla November 20, 2021
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BOB

Why Are you using Bob's when they have robs now it's so much cheaper on batteries
by Tressmess July 22, 2022
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