Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths

Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!

by Nugget32 June 9, 2022

F U

F U means Fuck Umali and its a hatecrime against the Umali family.

Muska: "F U , KYS"

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAe July 2, 2022

U

You but shorten

U are gay, no ur mom is gay

by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023

no u

“No u” is known as one of societies most offensive and demolishing comebacks. There is no way to avoid these words, nor respond to them. If these words are said to you, you just simply sit their and accept your ultimate and eternal defeat.

person: “ur mom gay”
super cool dude ever: “no u”
person: *dies*

by Akakakakkakakakkakakkakaka April 3, 2019

No u

The only comeback for the famous 'Ur mum gay lol'

Timmy: 'Ur mum gay'
Gary: 'No u'
Timmy: *Combusts into flames and falls to the depths of Hell where he will never see the light of day again*

by Elephant_likes_beep_beeps May 11, 2018

U angry dude

He has a big dick, and is mostly called mr steal your girl.

Cunt 1: Fuck that guy he stole my girl!
Cunt 2: Yeah it u angry dude

by U dead September 18, 2021