by MailedAway, or Adopted February 23, 2023

by notjacoooooob January 26, 2021

by Black mn July 31, 2022

BoB is the best person
by WHYISBOBISTHEBESTTAKEN July 20, 2022

Whitley bay is a beautiful place to be unlike other definitions, full of beautiful tranquil pissheads (like the famous Jonny decka) in their natural habitat (the vic) Normally very docile animals but once provoked can be very nasty members of the orangutan descendants. Whitley bay is home to many small businesses that are more than likely trying to sell you £2.46 worth of stock for about £67.99. At least. namely ) great staff crap business. Also home to many kabab shops, many bad many good, only one I’d recommend trying is tasty Turk ((open Thursdays to Sundays from about 9pm) I take all my friends there and they all say the same, best kabab in Whitley). If you go to the beach expect to see lots of 15-16 year olds mortal face down in the sand and many a crackhead lighting up their next fix. You’ve got many places to try but steer clear of the “reputable” fox and finch, was good now not. Besides wouldn’t want to like anywhere else. Ciao, Whitley
Bob
Bob
by Whitley Bob December 21, 2023

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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?
me: yes
your local department: spread bob
other guy: Bob invasion?
me: yes
your local department: spread bob
by your local department April 6, 2022

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)
So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)
So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.
Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"
Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"
"Did you get the bob?"
Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"
by Mark January 18, 2004
