Meat on my seat

When your bro/brodat thinks a girl whos packing a little bit of protein is pengerz

Yo man wouldn’t mind some of that meat on my seat

by BrealeyDon June 29, 2019

Spanish meat plate

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts

Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate

by Big boy chorizo February 4, 2017

Meat head

someone who has no hair, either by choice or due to balding.

"My Dad shaved his hair off"
"HA!, your Dad's a meat head!"

by Chris O'Rourke February 4, 2008

Meat Salad

A Meat Salad Is When You Put Toilet Roll Down The Toilet And Lay A Good Shit On It.

It Can Be: Steamy, Nutty, Low Fat, Runny, Bloody, Green, Yellow, Chunky, Dry Or Pebble-Dash.

Brb I'm Going To Lay A Meat Salad, Be Back In 15 Mins.

I Took The Biggest Meat Salad Yesterday, It Was Definatly Not A Low Fat One.

by Wilton_Kid March 3, 2009

Meat Flog

To repeatedly slap someone with your penis until scarring occurs.

Ouch Billy stop meat flogging me, you're hurting my back.

by jackoffalltrade February 16, 2010

Latino Meat Shank

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.

John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.

by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

BIG MEAT JIMMY

He has the biggest cock on the planet and is only 14. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.

BTI: dude I think Big Meat Jimmy is coming to my house
Zeyy: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
BTI: 😥

by LavaPancakes December 18, 2019