Pootie special

The act or engagement of oral sex

When I went over his house I gave him the amazing pootie special

by Loverkay556 January 29, 2025

bennett special

The Bennett Special originated in Western Massachusetts from a young lad named Hunter. His rizz was so atrocious that it had been researched. It was given the name Bennett special. It is still unknown as to how the rizz would be preformed. All that is known is that Hunter may use the Bennett special, but it may never work.

Hunter did you try the Bennett Special? Yeah for some reason she didn't want to go in my closet.

by akkfsk sff January 22, 2024

Aaron Richey Special

Two Big Macs and a blumpkin

I gave my grandpa the Aaron Richey Special in exchange for his corvette when he dies.

by Large Casey’s Rootbeer April 9, 2023

special

a product or service offered at a temporarily reduced price.

"Mrs. Hill was a careful shopper, choosing house brands and in-store specials"

by Arminkshipper August 19, 2025

texoma special

During sex, you pack a person’s ass with meth, then you fuck the them anally.

“Bro, I just gave my girlfriend the Texoma Special.”

by Catassassin October 10, 2020

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

The Captain’s Special

After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.

The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.

by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023