The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.
That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!
by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010
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An alternative use for saying “bro stfu why are you so horny it’s 8:00am”
An alternative use for saying “bro stfu why are you so horny it’s 8:00am”
by ReallyRebbie May 14, 2020
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by ClanMatt July 20, 2007
Get the H.A.T.S. mug.Much like the famous (and annoying) acronym H.A.G.S., G.A.T.S. is written in yearbooks. Although instead of Have.A.Great.Summer it means Get.Ass.This.Summer.
by Teresa....... June 11, 2010
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by Thy Wordeth Definer February 11, 2019
Get the M.A.E.S mug.The painful boner of a person who originally thought masturbating back to back was a good a idea who instantly regrets their decision from the painful boner that they can't get rid of. Realizing that masturbating THIS effectively was only good in theory.
Guy 1: So how was last night?
Guy 2: Not good man. She blue-balled me so I went home and ended up getting a Communist's Sickle.
Guy 2: Not good man. She blue-balled me so I went home and ended up getting a Communist's Sickle.
by Rasputin's Dirty Laundry February 17, 2014
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