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Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.
It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
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The person who birthed you

Joe: Ur mum gay

Thomas: ThE PERSON WHO BIRTHED YOU GAY
by Jacob McNugget March 30, 2020
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Personality kill

refers to a person needing to change there personality for one reason or another
She needs a personality kill to take some of that narcissism out of her.
Me, Me, Me, that's all I hear from you, damn you need a personality kill!
by MandyMarie83 December 14, 2014
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campfire person

A person who would rather stay at home then go out to the bar with friends.

Another way to sayhomebody”.

A person who just bought a house/moved in to their apartment who does not want to leave.
Ugh, she is such a campfire person. She never wants to go to happy hour and stay out with us until 2am.
by Sjerseyslang May 15, 2023
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Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

:)
Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!
by Just figured out that I'm GAY! November 4, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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December, Give the person that you know likes you a chance

In the whole month, ONLY if your single, U have to give the girl that likes you a chance. It's the opposit as simp September, you have to show the girl/boy that you're into the person ..but not play that person, if you do then you have to send that person the ugliest picture of you and that person is allowed to post it and say mean comments about you

Shortcut: GTPTYKLYC or DECEMBER LOVERS
1 boy: "yo my man, it's December!
2 boy: yeah I know, it's gonna be Christmas
1 boy: no, not ONLY that, IT'S DECEMBER, GIVE THE PERSON THAT YOU KNOW LIKES YOU A CHANCE... which means you have to give that girl that's into you a chance!
2 boy: oh... I mean she is kinda pretty and cute so why not
by dghjkhgfd November 7, 2020
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