Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent

I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.

by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017

Potato

Me. Everyone in the world is a potato. Potato is life.

I is potato

by POTATO beef July 20, 2018

Potato

A vegetable that is usually better buttered or width other things.

A nickname used commonly among people who identify, as a freaking potato (me).

Some chick: Hey grams. How long till the potatoes are fully grown

Me: I identify as a hooman, persona, and a fucking potato. Have you seen my baby pics?!?!

by PotatoPersona4Eva May 2, 2018

potato

idk a fruit ig?

what even is a potato

by badbitchenergypurr January 2, 2021

potato sense

People that have knowledge on how to cook a potato, without being taught.

Sam did not need a recipe on how to bake a potato because he has potato sense.

by sliceofthespoon February 24, 2023

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

Potato Science

The type of science that makes no sense

The scientist over there is doing potato science

by The human being August 1, 2019