potatoism

Potatoism is the newest religion which originates somewhere in Tajikistani mountains, not sure tbh
It focuses on uniting all people that had ever eaten atleast 2 potatoes (idgaf how we will count that shit)

Gay 1 : hey bro have u seen this new shit called potatoism?
Gay 2 : how dare you insult the almighty potatoism religion you penishead

by TheWok January 14, 2022

potato

someone who is superior

person 1: aye you alright mate
person 2:i’m alright how are you my potato

by 09084 January 19, 2022

Potatos

A word used to fuck specifically with Tsumo

Tsumo have you heard of the new potatos

by fhjahfkahfkjdahkjf January 21, 2022

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

A potato

Flew around before you came.

ITS LITERALLY A POTATO ON A FAN SWINGING IN CIRCLES DUMBASS

by NACHOS69 December 7, 2021

Irish Potato

Irish potato in the Jamaican dialect refers to the solanum tuberosum, a cultivated potato known for its starchy tubers.

Although Irish potatoes are not Irish – they are white potatoes from South America which are forever associated with an infamous potato-disease famine in Ireland.

Yes, girl. Irish potatoes taste wicked in your gravy!

The price of Irish potatoes has skyrocketed. down town.
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by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021