0 play

Cantrez and yishmayah

Yishmayah- I’m chopped ash I get 0 play

Cantrez- same bro

by Aj5000 November 20, 2023

Google Play

aka Google Pause
Always delay updates

Google Play delays updates again

by Lily Pig September 18, 2023

wanna play smth?

wanna play smth is another way to asking someone to play

Person 1: wanna play smth?
Person 2: Sure, *SHITS AGGRESSIVELY*

by Le Maxie Pizza Men July 30, 2022

Poughkeepsie Play

An experimental performance. When your play or act needs to be vetted by a live audience you need an off off off broadway location in a press desert so if it bombs hardly anyone will notice. Leave the Great White Way then take the MetroNorth to the end of the line to put on a Poughkeepsie Play at the Bardavon Theatre. Leave your expectations at the door, this might blow you away or bore you to sleep.

Will it play in Poughkeepsie?

Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.

Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.

That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!

Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!

by Upstate and Chill April 29, 2024

playing the dinosaur game

When someone is “playing the dinosaur game”, it means they don’t have internet connection/service.

“Can you text Davey for me real quick?”

“Sorry, I can’t, I’m playing the dinosaur game.”

by starstruck_x May 18, 2024

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

Pungent play-doh

The aged layer of from-unda-cheese that you just can't wait until later to play with

Barry was at his desk scaping off his pungent Play-Doh for everyone to smell and enjoy.

by Logreen August 4, 2025