Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.

Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."

by LowBrow February 5, 2010

Pug Money

Noun: An amount of money that a poor person views as being a lot when most people generally would not.

I'm working Overtime tonight at my minimum wage job; hoping to bring home that pug money.

by Tbag Moneybaggins April 24, 2020

Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.

I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.

by Cold nose September 15, 2022

gentrified-money laundering

Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.

yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭

by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025

Money

What Baby Boomer hide from millennials

Put the money in the bag!!!

by Bg76 June 29, 2019

make money may

It's may soon, you n your bredrins need to pattern up and chase the bag.
Throughout this month if you're not making money, it's peak.
Support all your bredrins hustles and small businesses!

Tyrone: "Yo Ishmael, its make money may, stop being a bum"

Ishmael: "Okay daddy chill"

by two2lavish April 28, 2021

McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.

Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.

by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023