When having anal sex with a heavily tequila-intoxicated individual the penis is pulled out of the anus right before orgasm and shoved into the mouth causing the receiver to vomit creating the mixture of "chocolate," tequila, semen, and vomit.
After leaving the Cinco de Mayo celebration Brigham was saddened to learn that he missed watching Jeremy give Emily a Mexican Chocolate Mixer.
by MojoWojo December 16, 2011
Get the Mexican Chocolate Mixermug. 1. Dude I heard last nite when Alex was fucking that whore he had a Mexican Chili Dog again! I guess her dogs cleaned up his shit in like 30 seconds and he loved it.
2. I can't wait to go over to her house, she has a bunch of dogs, hopefully I can get a nice Mexican Chili Dog!
3. Yesterday when I was getting a Mexican Chili Dog, the dog bit my balls and it fucking hurt!
2. I can't wait to go over to her house, she has a bunch of dogs, hopefully I can get a nice Mexican Chili Dog!
3. Yesterday when I was getting a Mexican Chili Dog, the dog bit my balls and it fucking hurt!
by Frank the Tank 250 March 27, 2010
Get the Mexican Chili Dogmug. The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.
by baller393 November 4, 2011
Get the Mexican Jumping Beansmug. When two males, both naked, stand on the left and right of one female who is on her knees in the middle of the two males. She then proceeds to jerk them off. The first male to ejaculate is thus proclaimed the winner of the stand-off.
by MattieFootball66 June 30, 2011
Get the Mexican Stand-Offmug. After chopping jalepenos, habaneros, or other hot chili pepper, don't wash your hands, and perform oral sex (with lots of hand action) on your partner. There regions will begin to burn and they'll jump around in circles like a Mexican Hat Dance!
For a guy: Man fool! I met this chick at the margarita bar downtown, and I really liked her until she gave me that Mexican Hat Dance.
For a girl:
This douche bag/loser/asshole at the bar won't leave me alone. I should take him home and give him a Mexican Hat Dance! Then maybe he'd back off!
For a girl:
This douche bag/loser/asshole at the bar won't leave me alone. I should take him home and give him a Mexican Hat Dance! Then maybe he'd back off!
by atsirkrelyt January 14, 2009
Get the Mexican Hat Dancemug. When you're in the tropics under a mosquito net, and your buddy climbs above you and drops a deuce on top of the net. If the net sags enough under the weight to allow the deuce to rest on you, its a mexican suspension bridge...if it doesn't then its just a suspension bridge - and if they've got the runs from some sketchy food eaten prior, and if it just pours through the holes in the net, than it is an Indonesian suspension bridge.
It was horrible. I had finally gotten to sleep in the intense humid air when my buddy gave me a Mexican suspension bridge.
by grovelerdan January 8, 2009
Get the Mexican suspension bridgemug. by Ravyn Moon March 18, 2009
Get the Mexican Hand Dancemug.