steam farts

Farts that warm your bootyhole while the gas is passing through the fart box.

Last night I was sitting on Chris’s lap and I had steam farts! It my my
Booty warm.

by Trinacleana May 17, 2018

tub fart

A tub fart is a total joke of a person too stupid to ever take seriously that deserves to be mocked and put in their place.

A real stink of a person, a total fucking idiot, a moron, a twonk

"Did you hear what Tomi Lahren said today?"
"No way I don't waste my time with that tub fart"

by Cascadian_Underground April 3, 2019

Bum fart

After anal penetration instead of a fanny fart.

It was so embarrassing, I did a bum fart and shat splattered shit all over the walls.

by Davetheoapiac. March 27, 2017

fart restrictive

A household that does not allow open farting.

John comes from a fart restrictive family. You cannot fart out loud in his house, you have to go to the bathroom.

by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

fart doctor

A person with a doctorate in the study of flatulance.

Steve-Hey Tom my farts smell like salmonella
Tom- you should see Dr. Methaine he's the best fart doctor in town

by piss jerking March 2, 2017

fart cloud

the poof of poisonous gases that fester and brew and you hold in untill you find a victim to stand in front of in the grocery store and release your fart cloud upon them whilst you casually walk away and watch from the next isle as others look at them in disgust

that guy took so long in the grocery store selecting his brand of loo roll i just blew him a fart cloud within inches it smelt so bad other customers thought he had shat himself

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Farting Around

Fucking around

Ben was farting around with the boys while his little brother Jimmy was overdosing

by Legend77 October 21, 2020