Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

by awmm June 2, 2015

Fart Framed

To pass gas around someone that looks like they'd be the one that broke the wind, thus making everyone around said person to blame him.

Dude, i just fart framed that fat guy over there.

by Trisepticon 4 July 6, 2009

fart fudge

The skid marks in your underwear.

Dude, why is your mom so mad at you?

She found fart fudge in my underwear.

by SBlanky August 19, 2011

Farting Around

Fucking around

Ben was farting around with the boys while his little brother Jimmy was overdosing

by Legend77 October 21, 2020

fart net

when you fart while walking in a line and someone walks by and gets caught in your fart net, and they stop because of the stench.

john was walking down the hall while farting. then his friend walked by right into the fart net.

by TDowns123 September 25, 2010

Bum fart

After anal penetration instead of a fanny fart.

It was so embarrassing, I did a bum fart and shat splattered shit all over the walls.

by Davetheoapiac. March 27, 2017

fart fodder

any foodstuff which makes you fart

guy1
*FAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!*

guy2
'good push, you been eatin' my fart fodder?'

by realcelestialphoenix January 1, 2009