tub fart

A tub fart is a total joke of a person too stupid to ever take seriously that deserves to be mocked and put in their place.

A real stink of a person, a total fucking idiot, a moron, a twonk

"Did you hear what Tomi Lahren said today?"
"No way I don't waste my time with that tub fart"

by Cascadian_Underground April 3, 2019

steam farts

Farts that warm your bootyhole while the gas is passing through the fart box.

Last night I was sitting on Chris’s lap and I had steam farts! It my my
Booty warm.

by Trinacleana May 17, 2018

Bum fart

After anal penetration instead of a fanny fart.

It was so embarrassing, I did a bum fart and shat splattered shit all over the walls.

by Davetheoapiac. March 27, 2017

fart restrictive

A household that does not allow open farting.

John comes from a fart restrictive family. You cannot fart out loud in his house, you have to go to the bathroom.

by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

fart doctor

A person with a doctorate in the study of flatulance.

Steve-Hey Tom my farts smell like salmonella
Tom- you should see Dr. Methaine he's the best fart doctor in town

by piss jerking March 2, 2017

Farting Around

Fucking around

Ben was farting around with the boys while his little brother Jimmy was overdosing

by Legend77 October 21, 2020

Fart Yogurt

When a man has anal sex with a woman, cums in her ass, then the woman unloads warm cum fart yogurt all over his chest.

The fart yogurt will more than likely have small feces chunks/particles mixed with the man's cum and it will most definitely be warm.

Sally, the Costume Vagina, decided to try anal sex with her boyfriend Todd. After Todd came inside her ass, Sally decide to play a trick on Todd and squirt out some fart yogurt on his chest. Todd was not pleased... and broke up with Sally a few days later.

by Zordock13 March 5, 2012