An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.
“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”
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Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?
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Something that wants to grow a pair of balls and a dick but was born the wrong sex. A female that had a Dutch boy haircut as a kid and thought it made her tough.
The Reptilian boy girl still calls itself a female now, but give it time, and when imitating tomboys is no longer getting it attention, it will most likely try and grow a dick and balls and call itself something besides a female or an egg.
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