Crush-dance paradox

When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out

P1:So how was yesterday?

P2: ugh. I got Crush-Dance paradox

by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025

Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom

Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them

by intheknow337 July 8, 2020

Dance with a Rooster

To dry hump while in a good mood.

Jeff-Hey Jill wanna "Dance with a Rooster"? Jill- "ya bring that cock over to my hen house!"

by Ba_power_couple October 13, 2017

Bed dancing

Bed Dancing is when you wake up and your alarm goes off and you wiggle around horizontally in your bed dancing to whatever song comes on.

I told my girlfriend that I vogued to Madonna bed dancing this morning. Lol

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025

Cursive dancing

A dance move. Created by an user of the app Tik Tok called syd, known most as punker irl.

Dancing in cursive is dancing like a cursive letter. Like if you were a worm dying. Or something like that.

-Did you saw that months ago Syd and JeyJey made a tik tok chain while they were cursive dancing?

-yes! It’s sad that it ended.

by Benjeyshoe July 30, 2019

gorilla dance

The action of flexing one's breast to make them bounce.

"Can you do the gorilla dance?"
"Yeah bro, watch this!"

by TheLastRelic May 24, 2018

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019