crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

Crack a Bitch

When a fuckboy doesn't leave you alone, so you get revenge by showing him that you have a pussy, you don't need another one

"If he doesn't stop texting me, we will crack a bitch"

by cupcakes are life November 15, 2016

Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

crack stain

Someone who donates plasma for money.

Man I feel like a crack stain every time I come in this plasma ceanter!

by crack stain July 3, 2014

Cracked

an old fortnite term for being really good

12 year old #1: I just killed this duo
12 year old #2: oh your cracked

by Yaboyben April 29, 2020

Crack the barn

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.

See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night

by Shwarfingstyle March 5, 2019

Crack or Tweak

A funny question to yell at Tweakers

John Doe: Hey you smoking crack or tweak

Tweaky McGee: Im fucking tweaking

by 831k-rill March 4, 2025