cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021
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Cookie

Kief or weed dust which people smoke . or a strain of mariguana or weed
Im smoking some cookie that a got from the plug
by Knoxload May 03, 2022
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cookie

She has a nice Cookie.
by RoyalCorpse April 08, 2021
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Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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Sugar Cookie

A cat that goes into the neighbors yard and then runs back into its owner’s backyard to roll in dirt or sand.
“That little Sugar Cookie better come back here now.”
by Binkerman22 May 08, 2022
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Gorilla Cookie

The last little bit of a blunt or joint. Typically the roughest part of it.
“Damn this shit hittin rn.”
“That’s that gorilla cookie.”
by Audaciousapple September 26, 2022
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