Mobile Legends: Bang Bang

A mobile game where most toxic players will tell you to migrate there if you fucked up the game session from an another MOBA game. After entering the game, you'll notice that some features are taken from other games like the hero "Alucard" which has the similar skills with "Riven" from League and "Franco" with "Pudge" from Dota 2.

There's a global chat feature but it's not worth of your time as a lot of Tinder rejects can be spotted within seconds sending phallus-shaped emojis and asking for sex rather than discussing the current happenings or whatever related in the game. Surprisingly, the Hindi (India) channel speaks and communicate with English than the English channel itself.

It's also worth to take note that the game can be considered as pay to win. The emblem system which allow you to give your character different traits depending on what you selected, has levels which mean you can spend money to level them up fast and annihilate some F2P players. Plus the skins can make your characters a little stronger or tougher.

Would I recommend the game? Ehhhh... I'll give it a 5/10, at least the controls are far better than the other MOBA mobile game I've experienced

If you're curious about my game ID: 1605799531 (11936)
(Totally accurate in-game experience)
Junayuno: Hey while we're waiting outside and bored do you wanna play some Mobile Legends: Bang Bang with me?
Nifelime: Yeah sure.
GAME SETUP
Junayuno: Looks like I'm gonna be a midlaner since I main this three-skill-shot-of-death electric mage after all.
Nifelime: Fuck! Someone took jungle, I really want to use Hanzo but shiiittt... Guess I'll be the support/roamer then...
Junayuno: We need a tank, all of our teammates picked squishy low health heroes.
Nifelime: Hmmm... Belerick... nahhh not motivated to use him... Johnson... my left hand feels itchy so no...
Junayuno: Hurry up! You're running out of time.
Nifelime: This should do *picks Angela*
Junayuno: Oh no... fuck it let's just wing it.
GAME STARTS
H0rNyguyXX33: aiey angela bby r u a gurl?
Nifelime: Oi, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be at top lane!
H0rNyguyXX33: okie here's my snap
AlwaysDCunt11: Jungle what are you doing? Kill the turtle you diff!
BerGrilsLuver: I would but there's three of them doing it already!
Junayuno: Hey I need assistance here, their midlaner is strong and I can't take him out!
Nifelime: Lol, you're just a mid... A mid player! Get it? Mid?
Junayuno: Yeah yeah whatever you say now hop on to me so we can kill this guy together!

*after a pause from pointless conversations and so, the game continues*
by Junayuno April 21, 2024
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Half bang

When you engage in sexual activities other than sex. Not going the whole and engaging in sexual intercourse or 'banging'
Evie- did you get some last night with John
Katie- yeah but we only half banged
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Wong Bang A Person Knocked To The Floor With One Punch.
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Tang Bang

the original chicago's okayest semi-professional shuffleboard team. established in 2018. home court is the royal palms chicago
how did your game against Tang Bang go?

we lost, they are a pretty okay team!
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Banging and clanging

Banging and clanging
“Banging and clanging” To make a constant noise in a irritant way E.g Bashing a hammer against steel constantly
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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
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